BEAR
Over the past nine days bears have been disappearing from the landscape at a rate never been seen before. There are reportedly none left in California, one hiding in the caverns of Wall and Broad, and one cowering in Northbrook Il. The hunters who have slaughtered nearly the entire population of bears are identified as Barack Obama, Ben Bernanke, and Tim Geithner, now its not very often that you find a black hunter, a jewish hunter, and an Irish hunter working in tandem but it is what it is.
In all seriousness the bears have been decimated and show no signs of exerting control any time soon. AAPL has gone parabolic, as have REITS and basically just about everything.
WE have been shown 12 equity offerings today and its only 10:15 am.
JB
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JB,
ReplyDeleteIt may not pay the bills but it's a very nice piece of writing.
Great extended metaphor of hunting bears to extinction (highly endangered species by implication), capped off with an excellent ironic and humorous comment on Obama, Bernanke and Geithner.
I really think you have talent in the use of language and in constructing very original narratives using excellent descriptive analogies and metaphors.
I have to assume that even though it has not been cultivated in the past that you come by it rightfully.
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