GM is offering a fantastic new program, if you are not completely satisfied with your GM product within 60 days and the car has less than 4k Miles on it you can return it, no questions asked. So heres the plan, buy a Corvette z06, manual transmission, fly yellow, and set out on a roadtrip to Cali and back. Every red light will be a pedal to the metal pop the clutch scenario with traction control off. As you buy the car, with zero percent financing of course, you take your availbale cash and buy SPUZ (another government sponsored program). In 60 days of pure driving excitement, the car will cost you gas and insurance, but if you invest 100k in SPUZ which make roughly 1% a day you will come out a huge winner and get to see a large swath of the country while driving on pristine roads that have just been repaved thanks to the stimulus plan. After the trip you walk into your GM dealership which while you were gone might have begun sharing space with an unemplyment insurance office and say "I was looking for a bit more horsepower".
JB
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This irrational market irreversibility will not end well for traders/investors who are overly extended in long positions, but in the meantime (who knows how long that might be), a combination of Advil, Peptol Bismol and Valium should be on hand.
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